From today, 1 January 2010, the new Irish blasphemy law becomes operational, and we begin our campaign to have it repealed. Blasphemy is now a crime punishable by a €25,000 fine. The new law defines blasphemy as publishing or uttering matter that is grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion, thereby intentionally causing outrage among a substantial number of adherents of that religion, with some defences permitted.

This new law is both silly and dangerous. It is silly because medieval religious laws have no place in a modern secular republic, where the criminal law should protect people and not ideas. And it is dangerous because it incentives religious outrage, and because Islamic States led by Pakistan are already using the wording of this Irish law to promote new blasphemy laws at UN level.

We believe in the golden rule: that we have a right to be treated justly, and that we have a responsibility to treat other people justly. Blasphemy laws are unjust: they silence people in order to protect ideas. In a civilised society, people have a right to to express and to hear ideas about religion even if other people find those ideas to be outrageous.

Publication of 25 blasphemous quotes

In this context we now publish a list of 25 blasphemous quotes, which have previously been published by or uttered by or attributed to Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Mark Twain, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman, James Kirkup, Monty Python, Rev Ian Paisley, Conor Cruise O’Brien, Frank Zappa, Salman Rushdie, Bjork, Amanda Donohoe, George Carlin, Paul Woodfull, Jerry Springer the Opera, Tim Minchin, Richard Dawkins, Pope Benedict XVI, Christopher Hitchens, PZ Myers, Ian O’Doherty, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor and Dermot Ahern.

Despite these quotes being abusive and insulting in relation to matters held sacred by various religions, we unreservedly support the right of these people to have published or uttered them, and we unreservedly support the right of any Irish citizen to make comparable statements about matters held sacred by any religion without fear of being criminalised, and without having to prove to a court that a reasonable person would find any particular value in the statement.

Campaign begins to repeal the Irish blasphemy law

We ask Fianna Fail and the Green Party to repeal their anachronistic blasphemy law, as part of the revision of the Defamation Act that is included within the Act. We ask them to hold a referendum to remove the reference to blasphemy from the Irish Constitution.

We also ask all TDs and Senators to support a referendum to remove references to God from the Irish Constitution, including the clauses that prevent atheists from being appointed as President of Ireland or as a Judge without swearing a religious oath asking God to direct them in their work.

If you run a website, blog or other media publication, please feel free to republish this statement and the list of quotes yourself, in order to show your support for the campaign to repeal the Irish blasphemy law and to promote a rational, ethical, secular Ireland.

List of 25 Blasphemous Quotes Published by Atheist Ireland

1. Jesus Christ, when asked if he was the son of God, in Matthew 26:64: “Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.” According to the Christian Bible, the Jewish chief priests and elders and council deemed this statement by Jesus to be blasphemous, and they sentenced Jesus to death for saying it.

2. Jesus Christ, talking to Jews about their God, in John 8:44: “Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him.” This is one of several chapters in the Christian Bible that can give a scriptural foundation to Christian anti-Semitism. The first part of John 8, the story of “whoever is without sin cast the first stone”, was not in the original version, but was added centuries later. The original John 8 is a debate between Jesus and some Jews. In brief, Jesus calls the Jews who disbelieve him sons of the Devil, the Jews try to stone him, and Jesus runs away and hides.

3. Muhammad, quoted in Hadith of Bukhari, Vol 1 Book 8 Hadith 427: “May Allah curse the Jews and Christians for they built the places of worship at the graves of their prophets.” This quote is attributed to Muhammad on his death-bed as a warning to Muslims not to copy this practice of the Jews and Christians. It is one of several passages in the Koran and in Hadith that can give a scriptural foundation to Islamic anti-Semitism, including the assertion in Sura 5:60 that Allah cursed Jews and turned some of them into apes and swine.

4. Mark Twain, describing the Christian Bible in Letters from the Earth, 1909: “Also it has another name - The Word of God. For the Christian thinks every word of it was dictated by God. It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies… But you notice that when the Lord God of Heaven and Earth, adored Father of Man, goes to war, there is no limit. He is totally without mercy - he, who is called the Fountain of Mercy. He slays, slays, slays! All the men, all the beasts, all the boys, all the babies; also all the women and all the girls, except those that have not been deflowered. He makes no distinction between innocent and guilty… What the insane Father required was blood and misery; he was indifferent as to who furnished it.” Twain’s book was published posthumously in 1939. His daughter, Clara Clemens, at first objected to it being published, but later changed her mind in 1960 when she believed that public opinion had grown more tolerant of the expression of such ideas. That was half a century before Fianna Fail and the Green Party imposed a new blasphemy law on the people of Ireland.

5. Tom Lehrer, The Vatican Rag, 1963: “Get in line in that processional, step into that small confessional. There, the guy who’s got religion’ll tell you if your sin’s original. If it is, try playing it safer, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Two, four, six, eight, time to transubstantiate!”

6. Randy Newman, God’s Song, 1972: “And the Lord said: I burn down your cities - how blind you must be. I take from you your children, and you say how blessed are we. You all must be crazy to put your faith in me. That’s why I love mankind.”

7. James Kirkup, The Love That Dares to Speak its Name, 1976: “While they prepared the tomb I kept guard over him. His mother and the Magdalen had gone to fetch clean linen to shroud his nakedness. I was alone with him… I laid my lips around the tip of that great cock, the instrument of our salvation, our eternal joy. The shaft, still throbbed, anointed with death’s final ejaculation.” This extract is from a poem that led to the last successful blasphemy prosecution in Britain, when Denis Lemon was given a suspended prison sentence after he published it in the now-defunct magazine Gay News. In 2002, a public reading of the poem, on the steps of St. Martin-in-the-Fields church in Trafalgar Square, failed to lead to any prosecution. In 2008, the British Parliament abolished the common law offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel.

8. Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath, in Monty Python’s Life of Brian, 1979: “Look, I had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.”

9. Rev Ian Paisley MEP to the Pope in the European Parliament, 1988: “I denounce you as the Antichrist.” Paisley’s website describes the Antichrist as being “a liar, the true son of the father of lies, the original liar from the beginning… he will imitate Christ, a diabolical imitation, Satan transformed into an angel of light, which will deceive the world.”

10. Conor Cruise O’Brien, 1989: “In the last century the Arab thinker Jamal al-Afghani wrote: ‘Every Muslim is sick and his only remedy is in the Koran.’ Unfortunately the sickness gets worse the more the remedy is taken.”

11. Frank Zappa, 1989: “If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you’ve been bad or good - and cares about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.”

12. Salman Rushdie, 1990: “The idea of the sacred is quite simply one of the most conservative notions in any culture, because it seeks to turn other ideas - uncertainty, progress, change - into crimes.” In 1989, Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran issued a fatwa ordering Muslims to kill Rushdie because of blasphemous passages in Rushdie’s novel The Satanic Verses.

13. Bjork, 1995: “I do not believe in religion, but if I had to choose one it would be Buddhism. It seems more livable, closer to men… I’ve been reading about reincarnation, and the Buddhists say we come back as animals and they refer to them as lesser beings. Well, animals aren’t lesser beings, they’re just like us. So I say fuck the Buddhists.”

14. Amanda Donohoe on her role in the Ken Russell movie Lair of the White Worm, 1995: “Spitting on Christ was a great deal of fun. I can’t embrace a male god who has persecuted female sexuality throughout the ages, and that persecution still goes on today all over the world.”

15. George Carlin, 1999: “Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!”

16. Paul Woodfull as Ding Dong Denny O’Reilly, The Ballad of Jaysus Christ, 2000: “He said me ma’s a virgin and sure no one disagreed, Cause they knew a lad who walks on water’s handy with his feet… Jaysus oh Jaysus, as cool as bleedin’ ice, With all the scrubbers in Israel he could not be enticed, Jaysus oh Jaysus, it’s funny you never rode, Cause it’s you I do be shoutin’ for each time I shoot me load.”

17. Jesus Christ, in Jerry Springer The Opera, 2003: “Actually, I’m a bit gay.” In 2005, the Christian Institute tried to bring a prosecution against the BBC for screening Jerry Springer the Opera, but the UK courts refused to issue a summons.

18. Tim Minchin, Ten-foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins, 2005: “So you’re gonna live in paradise, With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins, So you’re gonna sacrifice your life, For a shot at the greener grass, And when the Lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgment, He’s gonna kick my heathen ass.”

19. Richard Dawkins in The God Delusion, 2006: “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.” In 2007 Turkish publisher Erol Karaaslan was charged with the crime of insulting believers for publishing a Turkish translation of The God Delusion. He was acquitted in 2008, but another charge was brought in 2009. Karaaslan told the court that “it is a right to criticise religions and beliefs as part of the freedom of thought and expression.”

20. Pope Benedict XVI quoting a 14th century Byzantine emperor, 2006: “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.” This statement has already led to both outrage and condemnation of the outrage. The Organisation of the Islamic Conference, the world’s largest Muslim body, said it was a “character assassination of the prophet Muhammad”. The Malaysian Prime Minister said that “the Pope must not take lightly the spread of outrage that has been created.” Pakistan’s foreign Ministry spokesperson said that “anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence”. The European Commission said that “reactions which are disproportionate and which are tantamount to rejecting freedom of speech are unacceptable.”

21. Christopher Hitchens in God is not Great, 2007: “There is some question as to whether Islam is a separate religion at all… Islam when examined is not much more than a rather obvious and ill-arranged set of plagiarisms, helping itself from earlier books and traditions as occasion appeared to require… It makes immense claims for itself, invokes prostrate submission or ‘surrender’ as a maxim to its adherents, and demands deference and respect from nonbelievers into the bargain. There is nothing-absolutely nothing-in its teachings that can even begin to justify such arrogance and presumption.”

22. PZ Myers, on the Roman Catholic communion host, 2008: “You would not believe how many people are writing to me, insisting that these horrible little crackers (they look like flattened bits of styrofoam) are literally pieces of their god, and that this omnipotent being who created the universe can actually be seriously harmed by some third-rate liberal intellectual at a third-rate university… However, inspired by an old woodcut of Jews stabbing the host, I thought of a simple, quick thing to do: I pierced it with a rusty nail (I hope Jesus’s tetanus shots are up to date). And then I simply threw it in the trash, followed by the classic, decorative items of trash cans everywhere, old coffeegrounds and a banana peel.”

23. Ian O’Doherty, 2009: “(If defamation of religion was illegal) it would be a crime for me to say that the notion of transubstantiation is so ridiculous that even a small child should be able to see the insanity and utter physical impossibility of a piece of bread and some wine somehow taking on corporeal form. It would be a crime for me to say that Islam is a backward desert superstition that has no place in modern, enlightened Europe and it would be a crime to point out that Jewish settlers in Israel who believe they have a God given right to take the land are, frankly, mad. All the above assertions will, no doubt, offend someone or other.”

24. Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor, 2009: “Whether a person is atheist or any other, there is in fact in my view something not totally human if they leave out the transcendent… we call it God… I think that if you leave that out you are not fully human.” Because atheism is not a religion, the Irish blasphemy law does not protect atheists from abusive and insulting statements about their fundamental beliefs. While atheists are not seeking such protection, we include the statement here to point out that it is discriminatory that this law does not hold all citizens equal.

25. Dermot Ahern, Irish Minister for Justice, introducing his blasphemy law at an Oireachtas Justice Committee meeting, 2009, and referring to comments made about him personally: “They are blasphemous.” Deputy Pat Rabbitte replied: “Given the Minister’s self-image, it could very well be that we are blaspheming,” and Minister Ahern replied: “Deputy Rabbitte says that I am close to the baby Jesus, I am so pure.” So here we have an Irish Justice Minister joking about himself being blasphemed, at a parliamentary Justice Committee discussing his own blasphemy law, that could make his own jokes illegal.

Finally, as a bonus, Micheal Martin, Irish Minister for Foreign Affairs, opposing attempts by Islamic States to make defamation of religion a crime at UN level, 2009: “We believe that the concept of defamation of religion is not consistent with the promotion and protection of human rights. It can be used to justify arbitrary limitations on, or the denial of, freedom of expression. Indeed, Ireland considers that freedom of expression is a key and inherent element in the manifestation of freedom of thought and conscience and as such is complementary to freedom of religion or belief.” Just months after Minister Martin made this comment, his colleague Dermot Ahern introduced Ireland’s new blasphemy law.
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From God so believe it!

I can not regrow limbs from shoulder down or the knee down from land mines or explosions. I say this to you now, I am not all powerful. I can not regrown limbs overnight. I can make you ‘feel’ good on the inside, without giving you any tangible proof, as faith is believing in something without proof. Please give my messengers money so that they might spread the word.

The sheeples prayer, please say it with me in unison:

“I am weak and scared of the unknown, so I take what I was taught from a young age and profess it to be true without logic, without reason and without thinking, the tools of which God has given me. If I can not find an explaination, it is god’s will. If I do not like what god has done, then it is said god works in mysterious ways. God will never exist (to be, in physical form on this earth) because then there would be no faith, but fact.

I am afraid that when I sleep I might not awake so please someone out there help me should I cease to be. I need to be a sheep and to be led around because I am ignorant and stupid for trying to not find truth and fact, but instead believe in fables and lies. I need to be told weekly that everything will be okay. I need the threat of divine justice to not do evil. I need the promise of some kind of reward to do what is right. I need god in my life, fore without him I would die and turn into ashes. Oh wait, that will happen no matter what. Amen.

Btw does anyone have proof of everlasting life yet? Everything that lives on this planet dies. So what Jesus meant to say was AFTER you have DIED and therefore it is NOT ever lasting LIFE, you will have everlasting AFTERLIFE. Right? NO one that believes in him dies right? Oh thats metaphoric, not literal.

Whatever gets you through the day, but I still call you all delusional. I say unto you 1st me verse one: Those that believe in something without proof are fools, not those that question those that believe in something without proof. For those that question others that believe in something without proof at least show the ability to think on their own.

Btw can someone show me pictures of a WWII, Korean war, Veitnam, Iraq, amputee that has REGROWN a limb ever. Before and after pictures please. I do not mean a graft or a machine taking its place. Show me where god made a man PHYSICALLY whole whos arms and legs WERE NOT THERE. Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? Can I get THAT miracle? I do not care if you respond to the BS I was spouting above this paragraph. It was more for my entertainment than to convince ignorant people to actually THINK and not just BLINDLY believe.

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Ya I am a bastard and I can not help it. To quote the great George Carlin, I have real moronic thing I do, its call THINKING.

It is ignorant to believe without proof.
It is stupid to not attempt to cure the ignorance.
Ask questions, be a skeptic.

~darkangelx

In a completely unrelated note, ocassionally I like to do s a search of ihatetheworld.com in local search engines. Granted this was posted 10 months ago, but I had to cringe slightly:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090222082458AAc6xj7

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Where can a Scene kid / Emo kid hang at on da web other than myspace and myyearbook and facebook?
ok i need some new websites. NOT myspace,myyearbook or Face book.
im the only emo/Scene kid in my town and i need some friends who WONT critizie me 4 who i am. so dose any1 know of any good websites where i can join and hangout w/ other Scene and emo kids??? plz say so if you know.thanks XxcupcakeXx


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While I do not consider myself emo at all(emo kids arent nearly as hard core as me), dark and twisted with a fucked up view on reality, I am happy to welcome this interesting group to my site(even if it is 10 months late).

I am sorry this is not a place to get together with people and chat, but I can and will give you decent advice, (good or bad meh) or if nothing else tell you what a demented person thinks of your problems.
You are of course welcome to comment, but I will make fun of you if you are stupid, but not for being emo.

~darkangelx

Anyway just a self plug

1)Building 7. Why did it come down? A fire? No plane hit building 7. Only logical explanation, controlled demolition. If this was done in this way, it makes the other 2 just as likely.

2)Pentagon - where is the footage of a plane. I fucking HATE michael moore, but holy shit he brings up a damn good question. With all the cameras around the place, how is it that there is NO video released to the public? Please do not talk about the grainy picture that shows nothing that they did release.

3)Why is it that the ‘official’ investigation went from planes hitting the towers to them falling with no investigation as to how or why they fell? Why was all the evidence quickly removed and not tapped off and CSI people brought in? We didnt want to find the truth.

4)http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l185/DryMonkey/pic87970.jpg

All I can say is professional demolition crews use this technique to bring down buildings. A free fall collapse does not.

5)Back to the pentagon, how is it that the explosion was hot enough to melt and destroy TITANIUM (not sure the heat required) but we were some how able to identify the passengers with DNA and finger prints. Please show me the temps require to liquify titanium, yet leave tissue and finger prints intact. Some science please?

Sigh, I’ve turned into one of ‘those’ people.

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Summery, Guy and japanese woman divorce, they visit Japan during the summer, wife does not return them, guy goes to Japan to get kids, takes them and is arrested for doing so.

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“Japan is an important partner and friend of the U.S., but on this issue, our points of view differ,” the U.S. Embassy in Tokyo said Tuesday. “Our two nations approach divorce and child-rearing differently. Parental child abduction is not considered a crime in Japan.”
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Please note the last fucking line. If that shit is not a crime to them, then let guy out of fucking jail NOW. Oh you mean its okay for JAPANESE citizens to take kids from the US, but US citizens cant take them back after they were not returned as our courts have decided.

You have no right to detain him for trying to bring his kids home. Fuck your laws if you cant respect ours, then WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU EXPECT HIM TO RESPECT YOURS??????? I hate this stupid fucking world. Fuck Japan for this one.

Please if you want to KIDNAP YOUR KIDS, TAKE THEM TO JAPAN!!!!!! They dont seem to fucking care.

Fuck
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Read the article, but let me sum it up, some douche bag anti-abortion right wing fucktards were protesting abortion and got shot the fuck up. Now, let me explain WHY I agree these fuckers should be shot. If you want to protest abortion, you have my FULL support IF you do so at town hall, outside an abortion clinic, BUT OUTSIDE THE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL? FUCK YOU. My kid does NOT need to see pictures of a dead fucking baby PERIOD. It is NOT your place to expose my kid to YOUR beliefs. So ya the guy that shot these fucks is going to jail in Michigan, but /salute. I understand WHY you did it, and the fuckers deserved it.

Oh and the city is also to blame for letting this go on ALL WEEK. Yes they were there Monday-Friday doing this shit outside the local high school. There is a reason you dont see certain adds within X distance of a school. Why didnt the law prevent this? Oh thats easy, they care about smoking, drugs, alcohol, but abortion, oh no, I am sure the locals of this hick town were in agreement that this is a good wholesome CHRISTIAN message, so that makes this okay.

So can I go across the street and protest PRO abortion? Or better yet, I will go protest the war in Iraq outside the local high schools. This is no worse than those Kansas fucks that protest outside troops funerals and think god hates fags. Ignorant fucks.

~darkangelx